Like a Diamond, you Idiot.

I’m apparently a riot when I’m drunk.

I’m also illiterate.

Thank goodness I’m cute and I can get away with not knowing the words to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when wasted on margaritas. Also thank goodness there are no photos of that night.

Unfortunately, there are videos.

Damn.

Edit: Ash’s response to this: “You should put up a video!” Yeah, not gonna happen…

4 responses to “Like a Diamond, you Idiot.”

  1. Leigh says:

    Oh, yes you should.

  2. Ashlea says:

    Video would be great to watch…

  3. Amanda says:

    The words to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is probably one of the few things I do still know when wasted 😉

  4. admin says:

    You guys are crazy.

    Should I really post a video?

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