How To Talk to Girls

So did anyone else catch the kid that was on Ellen last week? I had wanted to post something about him earlier, but we’ve had so much going on that I constantly forgot when I went to blog. Anyway, this kid, this 9-year-old boy, this smooth-talking, suave, toe head of a child, has written a best-selling book on…

Wait for it…

Talking to girls.

The New York Post has an article on him as well, complete with photographic evidence of him charming of the ladies. I don’t know about you, but I feel sorry for his mother when he hits puberty. Wow. Nine and he’s already a best-seller. Way to be a winner, kid, way to be.

Thank goodness I already have Ash, otherwise I might just need this book. Gotta remember, “Comb your hair and don’t wear sweats.”

4 responses to “How To Talk to Girls”

  1. Leigh says:

    And remember, talk to regular girls, not pretty girls…

    Whoops, you messed up on that one.

  2. Nikki says:

    Oops. Guilty as charged. ^_^

  3. Jennifer says:

    Now we need some kid to write a book called “How to talk to boys so they will listen without them looking at your boobs” I am not sure that is possible, but if it is, that could be a best seller.

  4. Mac says:

    The picture of the kid talking to adult women kind of creeps me out….

    And wearing big earrings makes you automatically makes you pretty? Good to know.

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