“Not in the butt.” – Ash.

Yeah, and that’s not completely out of context. /sarcasm

Had an office Christmas party today and I stuffed myself full of chicken and chocolate and played Guitar Hero while co-workers (along with the president and dean of the college) cheered. It was a good time and I got paid. I love my job. I’m gonna miss it.

I’m currently updating the SBird Crew to WordPress 2.7 It’s duller than it sounds (I suppose that means I’m just a nerd because I think it actually does sound exciting). I really like the new look. It’ll take awhile to re-learn everything and figure it out, but the whole thing is so damn customizable, it’s hard to not like it. For once, change is good.

Since there aren’t a lot of great photos from the drag show, have one that I took of Ash right before the show. Her Boi Band name is Baby D, which is why I wrote it on the back of her shirt. Isn’t she adorable?

I adore her. Seriously, she keeps me going. And puts up with my groping in the middle of the night while looking for a lost pillow (inevitably ending with me “honking” her butt on accident). We have a crazy life, and we love it. Things are never boring.

Night all.

Sometimes I think to myself, “I’d make a really good mom.” And then other days I watch a kid screaming and hitting his mother and I growl to whoever will listen, “I would rip that kid’s head off.” So maybe I wouldn’t get World’s Best Mother…

That has nothing to do with why I wanted to post. Instead, I want to point you over to Eleventh Avenue South to read up on the murder case of Latiesha Green, and what conservative Radio Host Chris Baker has been saying on the topic. Because, honestly, I cannot even fathom how he could place the blame where he does. Just does not compute in my brain. What do you think of it? Is it the media’s fault for the death of gays and transgendered people because they promote open-mindedness and acceptance? Just crazy.

I have to head out to my psychiatrist now. Maybe I can get him to up my meds. I hope so – for once, I actually think that would be a good idea. Ciao.

Ash has gotten me into Charmed, a show that I have spent years making fun of. Now I’m hooked, with its cheesy special effects and everything. I bought her the first season a few months ago and we’re finally just now getting around to watching it. Pru’s hot.

Yeah.

Drag show? Well, it went over okay. Better than I thought it would be, despite even the massive screw ups the sound and lighting folks had. When there are some decent pictures up, I’ll find a good one of Ash and I and post it. We, of course, were a hit. Okay, that’s a lie. Ash was great – I messed up, but people absolutely loved our “Makes me Wonder,” especially when Ash started grinding on me. Actually, the crowd just plain loves it when Ash moves, she always gets the biggest howls when she does her pelvic thrusts. The tipping was pretty bad – we used to get people who loved to tip but it’s definitely gone hill (with the economy perhaps?). I got $3 and Ash got $2, but I tipped her so it ended up being the other way around. Still, I think we were the only kings to actually get tipped. It was kind of sad.

When videos start showing up, I’ll point you that way. They usually end up on YouTube.

Okay, we’re going to finish up some of Charmed and then cuddle up for the night. Today’s been a really rough day (Sunday’s usually are for some reason) and we both just want to rest. Isn’t that what Sundays are supposed to be for?

The drag show is today! Which means this is the only time I’ll have to blog today. Here’s a quick run down of the songs Ash and I are doing.

Ash
– Another Day in Paradise by Phil Collins
– Out from Under by Josh Zuckerman

Me
– Stand Out from A Goofy Movie
– A Crazy Little Thing Called Love, the Michael Buble Version

Both
– Makes me Wonder by Maroon 5

Boi Band – Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice from TMNT II
Me – Michelangelo
Ash – Leonardo
Sarah – Donatello
Alli – Raphael
(Dan makes a special appearance as George W. Bush)

And then both of us are throwing out hearts for Nature Boy and we’re both randomly dancing as two gay boys in another song. I just hope this goes off without a hitch. There are so many things that can go wrong and neither Ash nor I have a lot of confidence in some of the other performers.

Wish us luck!