Okay, so I understand boxes. Boxes are cool. I’d hide in a box. In face, freshman year of college I had a TV box in my dorm room that I hid in occasionally. No joke. I had a light in there and I’d read. Don’t ask. I don’t know why I didn’t have that many friends back then. I always invited them to sit in my box but all I got were weird looks.

Boxes are cool. But the garbage? Satsuki is a smelly cat. Zane on the other hand always smells clean.

Now see, I love our cats. But they have this really nasty habit of being nocturnal. And while this was good and all in college when I just didn’t sleep, I’m an adult now you see (uh-huh, shut up) and I need my beauty rest. Zane, of course, thinks differently.

I need a new alarm clock. This one is broken.

Figured it was about time to introduce you to our three oldest cats.

Merlin has other nicknames too, but they’re slightly less appropriate. This is a family comic after all.

Spunky is a big baby. People get scared of him if they don’t know him because he’s somewhat wolf-like (he’s a husky, shephard, chow mix), but you will never find a more well-behaved, sweetheart of a dog. This not only includes people, but every living creature. Including all the other kids.

It’s even better because he’s really soft. ^_^