Like a Diamond, you Idiot.

I’m apparently a riot when I’m drunk.

I’m also illiterate.

Thank goodness I’m cute and I can get away with not knowing the words to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when wasted on margaritas. Also thank goodness there are no photos of that night.

Unfortunately, there are videos.


Edit: Ash’s response to this: “You should put up a video!” Yeah, not gonna happen…

Way down in Margaritaville.

Ash took me out to eat tonight at the new Mexican restaurant (my lips are numb!) and we had some great food (my head is straight isn’t it?) and I had the biggest margarita I have ever had. Seriously. It was only a medium but it was as big as my head (I am so sick of hitting backspace – my hands are not working) and reeked of alcohol and I downed it. Seven. Dollars. I was not wasting it.

Herse is me tipyping without hitisng the backpsasce.

My god. I have to work tomorrow. What a day to be hungover. Cures, anyone?

IUnjeed to go laie down. Hi.

EDIT: ONDT BLOG WHILE SDRUNK. And don’t let yora gilarflriend take videos of you trying to sing twinkle twinkel alitttle star. BLACKMAIL.

GOD. My heard HEAD hurts. Ig ive up on typing.